I always think koozies are the best invention ever. You can make koozies for every event! Birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals, etc. For my funeral I’m going to have koozies made! The koozies will say on one side…

        Dylan T. Farley’s Funeral 

                          Date

  Sponsored by: farleyscastle.com

And on the back it would say…

                Well this sucks…. 

             But here’s a koozie!