Farley's Castle

A few weekends ago Kelly and I had to drive through Indiana in order to arrive at her lake house in Michigan. As we were driving through I explained to Kelly why I did not enjoy Indiana; the main reason was because of their inhabitants. I explained how every time I stoped in Indiana I always ran into rude people. Due to this factor we did not stop anywhere in Indiana, which was great! Then on the way back we were stuck on the highway because the E-Z pass gate wouldn’t open… Unlike Illinois you can not pay the tolls online. Because of the mishap we requested help from one of the toll booth operators. I don’t know who pis*ed in his Cheerios that day but he definitely thought it was us! So long story short I technically did not stop in Indiana but I still, somehow, managed to find the one rude Indianan! 

I am informing everyone that I will not be attending Country Thunder this year. I know it will not be as fun without me there but I’m sure everyone will try and manage to have a good time! Because I will not be there I will have my father Joe Diffie be there in my place! 

So now science has proven that coffee does not cause cancer! So I guess that one to two cups of coffee a day nonsense has been debunked! Although coffee may not cause cancer the degree of temperature of the coffee can cause cancer. Drinking hot coffee or any hot beverages above 149°F can cause oesophageal cancer. So I guess people have to drink cold coffee or iced coffee! 

I am going to start celebrating holidays the day after. The day after the holiday everything goes on sale. After valentines day all chocolate, flowers and teddy bears go on sale. After Christmas stores have crazy sales. The day after thanksgiving stores are less crowded and food goes on sale. The only holiday you can’t celebrate the day after is Halloween…The only reason is because if someone came to my house the day after Halloween and asked for candy I would be in a very bad mood! 

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Tis’ was a glorious time in the land of the medieval! We drank barrels of ale n’ ate delicious mutton! Huzzah! 

Kelly and I love to watch Shark Week. Watching some of these people swim  openly next to a fifteen foot shark just amazes me! I was thinking that I would probably swim with sharks, but only if I can be in one of those big metal cages. Then I got to thinking…what if the line holding the cage broke and it began to sink to the bottom of the ocean. You only have two options at that point. One is to just sink down to the bottom of the ocean and in the end die. The other is to open the cage and take your chances with the Sharks. I don’t know what I would do! 

If I ever have identical twins I’m going to give them the exact same name. This way I won’t have to tell them apart or have problems telling them apart. I think more people should do this for their twins! 

I was watching the weather today on fox and the “meteorologist” said that tomorrow it is supposed to storm either early in the morning or in the afternoon/evening… So in other words it’s going to rain sometime tomorrow but they just don’t know when. 

I have never tried crab or even lobster before.  In fact I have never really tried most sea food. But I was watching a commercial earlier and it was for Joe’s Crab Shack. This commercial had me thinking. Joe’s Crab Shack should make some form of merchandise such as a koozie or t-shirt that says, “I got crabs at Joe’s Crab Shack…” How funny would that be?! I would for sure try crab just so I could wear the shirt!