I’m going to go open my own Drivers Education school. People on American roads cannot drive. I will have a few basic rules posted in the classroom. Here are some of Farley’s Castle Rules of the Road:
Left lane- This lane is for passing only. If you are going 15 mph under the speed limit then move.
Posted speed signs- The speed posted, is the speed you go. You may exceed the speed to a reasonable amount. Do not go under the speed limit.
Two lanes- If the street looks as if two cars can fit into the lane… Then two cars can fit into that lane.
Family matters- Please do not stick your fake family in the back window of your car. Also if you stick them and it’s only you and a pet then you should rethink your life.
Bumper stickers- Limit your bumpers stickers to a maximum of six. It is not the 90s anymore…shape up. (Yes six is high but I was only being reasonable)
Political stickers- If your political bumper sticker is for a candidate that lost…then please remove it. If the sticker was for an election years and years ago…then please remove it.
Texting and driving- I know you are important but put the phone down. Also for a computer…put it down and go to your Starbucks so you can try to look important there.
- Thank you for reading some of Farley’s Castle Rules of the Road! More will be posted in the future!