They Gone!

Dear worried Americans,

The President-elect has had many people worried.  I have heard people say things from we will be going to war all the way to we will be eating Russian food because his wife is Russian.  These accusations are simply ridiculous.  In happier news, could we at least look at the positives of the election.  The biggest one are all the celebrities moving out of the United States! The following is a list of who is moving out of the U.S:

  1. John Stewart
  2. Chelsea Handler
  3. Neve Campbell
  4. Barry Diller
  5. Lena Dunham
  6. Keegan-Michael Key
  7. Chloë Sevigny
  8. Al Sharpton
  9. Natasha Lyonne
  10. Eddie Griffin
  11. Spike Lee
  12. Amber Rose
  13. Samuel L. Jackson
  14. Cher
  15. George Lopez
  16. Barbra Striesand
  17. Raven-Symone
  18. Whoopi Goldberg
  19. Omari Hardwick
  20. Miley Cyrus
  21. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  22. Amy Schumer
  23. Katie Hopkins


All 23 of these people said they would leave the United States…Well I hope their bags are packed because THEY GONE! Or are they bluffing?! We will find out!


*This blog does not mean I support or supported any of the presidential candidates!!

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