Every year after New Years people always toss their Christmas trees on the curb to be picked up by the sanitation engineers. The streets are littered with mostly brown dying trees. Sometimes there are a few greenish tree on the curb. People driving past always think, did he buy the tree late? or I wonder where he buys his trees? Either way it confuses people. So I have decided that I’m going to buy a brand new Christmas tree around February or March, sneak it into my house and then the next day carry it out to place in front lawn to be picked up by the sanitation engineers. The engineers won’t dispose of the tree due to the laws against discarding agricultural products. So the tree will sit there for a few days. The neighbors will drive past and REALLY wonder where I got this tree!!