The other day I took my goddaughter and sister out for pizza. As we were driving my sister said, “you know people are going to think we’re a family and that she’s your kid.” I said, “yah that’s weird, let’s make sure that doesn’t happen in case the waitress is cute.” As we continued with the joke my sister stated, “don’t worry I’ll make sure to say you’re my brother.” After she said this I quickly replied, “yes but maybe you should start with saying she’s my niece. You wouldn’t want them to think we’re one of thooose families…”