When I was younger, my father used to sing a song to my siblings and I when we ran out of toilet paper. The song he sang went, “Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do when you’re stranded and can’t reach the roll.” This song always made me laugh even though I was literally “stranded”. Now when I was using the restroom the other day, before this Covid-19 pandemic, someone I the next stall asked me for toilet paper. Out of habit I began to sing this song. As I was about to hand this gentleman the extra roll of toilet paper he made a snide remark. So to prove a point I left. Now this guy really was stranded.