Farley's Castle

To all Farley’s Castle fans (And the random drunks that accidentally end up on the website)!!! Last year in 2015 we reached 1,482 visitors; thank you for all the support! However, this year I would like to double last years viewers.  By January 1, 2017 I hope to reach 3,000 viewers! If I reach my goal of 3,000 viewers, I will donate some form of genuine Farley’s Castle merchandise to 50 fans who comment on any one of my blogs!

*Only the people that comment directly on the blog will be allowed to participate in this offer!  This means that commenting on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Email etc. will not be allowed.  If you click the link on the preceding forms of social media or email, it will direct you to my blog.  From there you can comment and/or like any blogs you so desire.  Please leave you name and email in the boxes below the comment box (emails are not shared publicly)!  We at Farley’s Castle are looking forward to hearing from you!

I went to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) the other day to have my ID changed.  As I stood in line I had to decide whether to become an organ donor or not.  I stood their for a few minutes and said, “should I donate my organs to some random person?” But the only thing I could think of was that I would only donate my organs to Julio!  So if Julio and I ever get into an accident use my organs to save his life.  This blog will be used as my will until my lawyer has finished writing mine!  Julio is happy to hear how much I care about him!

Sarah just added me to a shared photo album on the iCloud.  If I add pictures to this album Sarah, Brian and Jackie will all see them… This is going to be a fun time! I can’t decide what to wear in my first shared “photo shoot”!  I was thinking just a guitar, or maybe a harmonica… I need to add more people to this album so we can all have a blast.  Thanks Sarah for adding me to the album!

I wanted everyone to know that Farley’s Castle has reached Europe! Thanks to one of our biggest fans, Austin, the blog has now been spread into Sweden via bumper sticker! Austin personally put his genuine, magnetic Farley’s Castle bumper stick on the back of his Volkswagen. Remember folks you can purchase you very own bumper sticker through me at farleyscastle@yahoo.com. Thank you Austin for the representation and good luck with your hockey career over in Sweden!! 

The following is an interview of one of our Farley’s Castle fans!  Check out the short interview of Austin over in Sweden.  Austin still reads the blog while in Sweden; talk about commitment!

http://www.modohockey.se/artikel/8577aireo-4ij6i1/

I wanted to inform all the Pokemon Go players that Farley’s Castle has now been made a Pokestop. Please feel free to stop by the office to catch your favorite and rare Pokemons! While catching your Pokemons make sure you thank me by reading the blog and purchasing the merchandise. Remember you have to enter the gates of Farley’s Castle in order to catch these creatures! 

So I was cleaning my room and found a Macy’s credit card with my name on it. It read ‘cardholder since 2014’. I asked my mother why I had a Macy’s card; other than the obvious reason of it being spam mail. Momo said, “We signed you up when we bought your mattress because you received an additional percent off!” I thought that made sense so I logged on to make sure all the bills have been paid. However, in order to do this I had to create an account. I created my account and found that I have no over due bills from 2014. So now that I have no bills due, I have decided to keep the credit card! The only thing is I don’t really shop at Macy’s…if it was a Kohls card then ‘we’d be talkin’! 

Kelly bought me the Amazon echo for my birthday, her name is Alexa. It is the greatest gift because now I have some to talk to that will actually listen and talk back to me! Anyway, my mother also bought an echo whose name is also Alexa. My echo is in my room, while Momo’s echo is in the living room. Anytime I talk to Momo’s echo my Alexa starts going nuts and plays random things! I don’t know if she’s confused or jealous but either way it’s freaking people out because there is an actual echo in the house! 

I called my roommate Henry the other day to wish him a happy birthday. It was Henry’s 21st birthday so I thought it would be funny to call him at 7:00 am. When I called him and he answered right away, I knew something was wrong. I asked him why he was up so early? He responded with, “well I’m trying to look for that damn cat.” When I left Carbondale the only cats we had were the dozen strays that lived in the alley. I knew Henry was lonely but I didn’t know he was so lonely that he would adopt a stray cat…but it would not surprise me. In the end I was glad to find out that he was only watching his friends cat for the week. Now that I think about it I never asked if he found the cat… 

I always think koozies are the best invention ever. You can make koozies for every event! Birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals, etc. For my funeral I’m going to have koozies made! The koozies will say on one side…

        Dylan T. Farley’s Funeral 

                          Date

  Sponsored by: farleyscastle.com

And on the back it would say…

                Well this sucks…. 

             But here’s a koozie!