Chuck and I were talking the other day and he brought up the story of when I was born. Now the story started when I said to Momo, “You have perfect children. It is like we were created in a lab.” Well Chuck thought otherwise because his response was, “No she just sh*t on a rock and the sun hatched you.” Well I guess as you get older that whole stork story really goes out the window.
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The Christmas lights are up on the house and they’re looking nice! However, now that they are up I have decided to leave them up year round. The reason behind this is not because I am lazy, which I am, but because I want the google maps car to drive around in July and take a lovely picture of the house. Also I know what people are thinking… you can’t see the lights during the day. This is true. So I have decided to leave the inflatable Santa and snowman up as well.
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I would like to thank all the men and women in our armed services for their heroic service. Thank you too our veterans who have defended our country and thank you for those who are currently serving as we speak. God bless the Land of the Free because of the Brave!

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This election was the most annoying one of all. Every form of social media was packed with things such as, “registered to vote?” Or “remember to vote.” I don’t need social media of all things to tell me what to do. What’s even worse is when you do vote you get a sticker and everyone on social media has to post a picture with this sticker. I saw Snapchat’s, Facebook pictures, instagrams, etc… with these stickers and people bragging. It’s your civic duty to vote. I don’t brag about paying my taxes or going for jury duty. Where’s my sticker for these civic duties? Everyone wants a participation trophy theses days and it’s absurd. Thanks to the 47% of eligible voters for doing your civic duty. Hope everyone enjoys their participation trophy.
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- Today I was the victim of a telemarketing scam. He said he worked for the IRS and after multiple questions I was getting worried about my welfare. Now the whole time he didn’t ask for money which made me think this wasn’t a telemarketer. However I knew it was a scam because, I am an educated citizen of the United States and understand that the IRS will never call you but simply send you a letter through the United States Postal Service. So I decided that I needed something to do during my 35 minute drive home from work. After 25 minutes I decided to tell him the gig was up. He was very polite about the whole ordeal. After learning his name and company he turned out to be a swell guy. He told me about how his scam works and how silly people actually fall for these scams. I enjoyed my 34 minute phone call with Kobo from Indonesia who works 10 hour days (I won’t release anymore information Kobo). If anyone would like to contact him his information is below.

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Farley’s Castle has now hired its first CFO (Chief Financial Officer). Thomas Alec Holden will be starting Monday! Please email him with any questions comments or concerns. taholden95@gmail.com
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Today I had some free time during work today so I decided to browse the internet. On a news website, I will not say which one due to copyright purposes, there was an advertisement for a chef position in Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately I did not meet the qualifications. So I looked at other available positions and found a trainee butler position open. After reviewing the qualifications it appeared I had met them all. I filled out an application pronto, however, due to not having a UK work permit and visa I was not offered the position. So now I am in the process of filing for a visa and work permit. I will keep you, the readers, informed on the process! Below is my application update.

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Why do people have clean/dirty signs on their dishwasher? I mean you open it up once and you can clearly tell if it’s dirty or clean. You are telling me a grown person will open the washer door and wonder if the food on the plate, bowls, silverware, etc. makes it clean!
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On this night Earth, Wind and Fire remembered September. For those of you that do not know what I am talking about, listen to the song September! If you do know what I am speaking of, leave a comment.
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Well Steven Tyler’s song (kind of) said it all… Bruce Rauner’s wife and her long lost brother Steven Tyler.
