I have decided whenever I send a birthday or graduation card that I will send a check with it and not cash. The reason for this is because in the card there will be a code word and the recipient will have to call me with that code word. If they do not, then I will simply cancel the check. The reason for this is because they clearly won’t read the funny card I picked out. So keep your eyes out folks! 

People always ask me, “When will you grow up?” And my response is, “When I don’t get excited by a surprise cherry at the bottom of my shake.” Well ladies and gentlemen, I found a surprise cherry at the bottom of my Oreo shake and guess what.  I got excited… so looks like I’m not grown up yet!! 

In every movie, television show or book that involves a time machine the main character never uses it to their full advantage. They always say, “be careful because everything you do in the past will alter the future.” I think they need to make a show where altering the future doesn’t matter! Think about how much fun you would have or all the crazy things you can do. If I had a time machine I would not worry about altering the future! 

Kelly never answers the phone for a number she doesn’t know. This really bugs me because what if it was important? So in order to support Kelly of her fear of answering random numbers, I have put her as my emergency contact every form I sign. I hope nothing happens to me but more importantly I hope Kelly learns to answer the phone! Stay tuned for more updates!   

While I walking around the mall today I couldn’t help but notice all the creepy manikins. I don’t know what’s creepier, manikins with faces or manikins without faces. I’m going to dress up as one and walk around the mall. I will let you know how people react! 

While on the road I sometimes see a few people from previous generations that drive illegally. They will drive under the speed limit, drive too close, miss stop signs, not use turn signals, etc. One day I was upset when a person of a seasoned age was driving in the left lane fifteen miles under the speed limit. The speed limit was 55 mph, minimum 45 mph. The person was traveling 40 mph tops in the left lane, which is used for faster moving traffic and/ or passing vehicles. There were two laws that were broken. As I was waving at them to move over, Kayla said, “Oh be nice they’re old.” This was an ageist comment. She judged that persons’ driving abilities on their age. I simply judged the driver on their ILLEGAL driving habits. If that person shot someone or robbed a bank would Kayla still use their age as an excuse? The law is the law regardless of age! 

I have decided if I ever sell my house I am going to switch around the electric. I will make it so a light switch in the kitchen turns on the fan in the basement. I will also hook it up so the garage door turns off the tv. There will be many more ideas but I can’t share them with you just in case the owners read this one day! 

Here’s a little trick to see if someone is looking at you. All you have to do is yawn. If the person is looking at you then they will yawn as well! Try it out it is really freaky! Also reading this post will make you yawn. Comment if it made you yawn! 

Think about this… What if people who are color blind are actually seeing the real colors of objects and we see the wrong colors. So we would be the color blind people and not them. How would we know the true colors of objects?! Mind blown! 

The actors and actresses in fast food commercials must have extremely small hands. When they hold a burger, fry or a drink it always looks huge! When I see other people holding food or a drink from a restaurant, it looks tiny! This should be looked into!