Good morning ladies and gentlemen,

Here is a fun/easy riddle for your Saturday!

Mary’s father has 5 daughters. Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. Who is the 5th daughter?

Please send me your answers!

The following video is from a Swedish television show. If you can guess correctly what she is doing then you will receive a free Farley’s Castle koozie! Let the games begin!

 

 

I’m confused. If everyone gets a participation medal in sports and everyone can play the position they want, then how does it work at the school play?? Does everyone get to play Peter Pan in the play? 

The following sentences contain words that do not follow the English rule ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after ‘C’. Can you find the words in each sentence?! 

The atheists spilled his drink all over his beige pants.  

The patients Alzheimer’s is getting worse. 

The lawyers kept disagreeing with each other. 

The boy is eight years old today.  

The weather outside is a cold 40 degrees Fahrenheit. 

The foreign smell was coming from the kitchen. 

The opposing team decided to forfeit the game. 

The heir to the throne was only ten years old. 

Somewhere the criminal of this heinous act is living freely.  

Today marks the third year of the infamous bank heist. 

Kaleidoscopes are on sale at target today. 

My neighbors always have crazy parties. 

How much protein is in chicken? 
More sentences are to come but here are a few to start with! Good luck! 

Chipotle has recently released their version of queso. However, after eating the queso I was very disappointed.  It started when I was served a shot glass of cheese versus a cup that a chip could fit into. After eating it, I have decided that it is not queso but in fact melted cheddar cheese with tomatoes.  Long story short I was not impressed. I still side with Moe’s and Qdoba queso! 

Here is a list on how to make Chicagoans mad: (I use most of these daily)

1.  Say you’re from Chicago when you’re from a suburb. 

2. Act like you have never used public transportation. 

3. Say you’re a Cubs and Sox fan. 

4.  Put ketchup on everything but say you don’t because you’re from Chicago. 

5. Put ketchup on everything but say you don’t because you’re from Chicago but in reality you’re really from the suburbs. 

6.  Say Vienna Beef is good but Ball Park Franks are better. 

7. Call the EL the subway. 

8. When going somewhere show up early or right on time. 

9. Put ranch on deep dish pizza. 

10. Say the best pizza you had was in a little rural town far from Chicago. 

11. Wear your belt through security at Ohare Airport. 

12. Call the Sears Tower the Willis Tower. 

13. Give up your seat on the subway, I mean EL. 

14. Ask for directions when you’re a block away from the destination. 

15. Look up at all the buildings when walking downtown. 

16. Call the Chicago suburbs the city. 

17. Use a turn signal when merging lanes. 

18. Stand on the escalator don’t walk. 

19. Feed the pigeons. 

20.  Go to jury duty. 

These are only 20 of the hundreds of things that will make the people of Chicago mad!  More will be soon to come! 

The other day I went to Jackie and Sean’s to drop of a few gifts off for mini Chuck. As I walked in and looked around I couldn’t find anyone. I started walking upstairs, downstairs and even in the backyard. As I walked towards the back of the house I saw the whole fam napping on the couch. So I placed the gifts nicely on the table and took off. When I arrived back at my home I realized that I did not leave a note or a name on the gifts. It was safe to say they were very confused when they woke up. Never before in my life have I felt like ole’ St. Nick! So now this will become a trend known as Farley’s Castlemas! I will go into people’s houses on random days leaving presents with no name! Merry Farley’s Castlemas! 

There is a growing epidemic in this country and it is global climate change! Humans are destroying this country and we need to help them! On Sunday, November 5th, please turn your air conditioning on full blast and open all your windows! This will help our rising tempatures! Thank you and together we can defeat this epidemic! 

As my readers know I am a big supporter of Wheel of Fortune. I really enjoy Pat and Vanna; they really are a hoot! When I am selected to participate in Wheel I can’t wait until Pat asks me questions about my family. I will respond, “Yes I have three children, one eight year old Stubby, one six year old Lemonjello, and one crazy four year old Driftwood.” I’m sure Pat will be taken back by the names of my “children”. 

I have recently found out that you have to buy urns in different sizes. Just as in clothing they come in small, medium, large, etc. So even in death size matters people! Time to start doing some tummy rolls (sit-ups). I bet there are people out there who buy a smaller size because they really want to look their best!